For the cooks who prefer facts over fascism and spice over silence. This apron doesn’t just block splatters — it blocks bad vibes. Wear it while you’re stirring up dinner and democracy.
Product Details
• Material: Soft, durable polyester
• Size: 28.3" × 20.4"
• Print: Single-sided sublimation design
• Features: Smooth, waterproof surface that resists pilling, fading, and wrinkles. Tie-wrap waist, full-coverage fit, zero pockets (we checked, freedom still fits).
• Care: Machine or hand wash, do not bleach
• Perfect for: Kitchens, cafés, protests, or anywhere you’re serving truth with a side of sass
