Rejoice in the Birth of a Brown Skinned, Middle Eastern, Undocumented, Liberal Immigrant – Garden Flag

Make your yard impossible to ignore. This bold statement flag brings truth to the season — and style to your lawn. Durable, vibrant, and unapologetically honest, it’s made to withstand both Florida heat and family debates.

• Material: 100% Polyester
• Size: 12 × 18 inches
• Design: Single-sided print (same image visible on both sides)
• Printing: High-quality sublimation
• Features: Thick, durable fabric with excellent wrinkle resistance; fade-resistant for four-season display
• Use: Perfect for gardens, patios, balconies, or any place that needs a little holy disruption
• Care: Hand-wash or machine-wash cold, hang to dry
• Includes: Flag only – no pole