Because sometimes, revenge looks best in stitches.
This unisex tee features your two favorite voodoo dolls — one rocking a suspicious swoop, the other hiding behind DOGE — both ready to take a few more pins. It's soft, light, and just the right amount of unhinged.
Perfect for:
✔️ Late-stage capitalism coping
✔️ Political side-eye at brunch
✔️ Getting banned from dinner conversations
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Pre-shrunk, so your rage fits right every time
Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability and spite
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
