Abstinence: 99.9% Effective Sweatshirt Unisex Sweatshirt, Free Shipping

Immaculately conceived? We’ll let the math speak for itself. Cozy, sarcastic, and a little bit unholy, this sweatshirt pairs perfectly with side-eye and Sunday brunch.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk classic fit
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched for durability
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem with spandex stretch

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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