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I'll Stop Drinking When I'm Named Secretary of Defense Tee shirt - Free Shipping

I'll Stop Drinking When I'm Named Secretary of Defense Tee shirt - Free Shipping

Regular price $25.00 USD
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Equal parts satire and exhaustion, this tee is for anyone watching the fall of the republic with a beer in hand and zero illusions.

Soft, fitted, and just unhinged enough to get side-eyed at the cookout.

Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Free shipping always
• Made to order. Fights waste.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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