Congratulations. You ignored science, trusted a meme account, and now your little pixelated wagon has a gravestone that says “Measles.”
Perfect for science teachers, history nerds, or anyone who’s tired of explaining herd immunity in 2025.
This tee is a darkly funny mashup of Oregon Trail nostalgia and modern conspiracy chaos perfect for those who are medically literate, and just a little bit petty.
Soft, lightweight, and built to survive more than your immune system apparently can.
Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers include polyester)
• Pre-shrunk for a lasting fit
• Side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
